The Undying Mortician

Guten Abend; my name is Gamma Sigma. 6000+ y.o. Half-Toclafane Time Lord whose self is scattered into every time stream and universe, and Servant and Protector of The Master. May the gods and demons of every walk of life, have mercy on your worthless souls, for suredly I have none.

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untold-tales:

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senuiq:

althelamp:

senuiq:

beingnerdtastic:

lestrade 

221 Baker street 

molly hooper

landlady, not a housekeeper

sometimes you dont talk for days on end

old age dull

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Sherlock

221 B

Sally Donovan

Consulting Detective

Use too many Nicotine Patches

Reichenbach

Are you sure I’m not just Sherlock?

I did this for the lulz. Because I’m not in this fandom.

Then I scrolled down.

And I had the EXACT same results as Senuiq. 

WAT.

*keeps dragging them*

THEY WON’T CHANGE.

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

Marry: John Watson
Living: 221 Baker Street
Neighbor: Molly Hooper
Occupation: Consulting Detective
Worst thing about you: You don’t have friends.
How I’ll die: Reichenbach. :(

… ARE YOU SURE I’M NOT SHERLOCK HOLMES? *SHOT*

Marry: Sherlock Holmes
Living: 221B Bakerstreet
Neighbour: Sally Donovan
Occupation: Consulting detective
worst things: Use too many nicotine patches.
How will I die: Reichenbach 

Marry: Jim Moriarty (aaaaaaaaaaaw yes)
Living: 221B Bakerstreet
Neighbour: Ms. Turner married ones 
Occupation: Consulting driminal
worst things: You love to be dramatic
How will I die: Ate to much jam…

Marry: Jim Moriarty
Living: 221C Bakerstreet
Neighbour: Mrs. Hudson (legit, considering where I live XD)
Occupation: Cabbie
worst things: You use too many nicotine patches
How will I die: Old age. Dull.

ooc: As Blondie

Marry: John Watson 
Living: Afghanistan 
Neighbor: Anderson
Occupation: IT worker
worst things: I pickpocket people when they’re annoying
How will I die: Gun Shot D:

As me:

Marry: Irene Adler
Living: Afghanistan
Neighbor: Molly Hooper
Occupation: Consulting Criminal
worst things: Landlady NOT a housekeeper
How will I die: Ate too much Jam

Seems legit.

I Married: John

We live in: Afghanistan

Our neighbors are:The married ones

Occupation:The homeless network

Worst thing about me: I don’t have friends

How I die: Bullet wound

…what?

Moriarty, 221C Baker Street, Molly, Blogger, I never get the milk, blown up.

Riiiight …

(Source: breathingsboring)

Reblogged from: patella-frontal-radius-deactiva via posted by: breathingsboring
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    I will marry Lestrade. My will live in 22 Northumberland. My neighbor will be Sally Donovan. I will be an army doctor. I...
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  10. confettiparfait reblogged this from deeperintobaskerville and added:
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  11. a-llama-named-tobe reblogged this from slytherin-cumberbatch and added:
    Street, Anderson (that sucks…),...have friends, and I’ll be blown up. That’s nice.
  12. deeperintobaskerville reblogged this from slytherin-cumberbatch and added:
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  18. almalore reblogged this from panijeziora and added:
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  23. drakosclaw reblogged this from stacyjacks and added:
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  25. quietchaos reblogged this from stacyjacks and added:
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  26. stacyjacks reblogged this from thehappyfolk and added:
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  28. bitchesbeclothed reblogged this from wabbitwanderer95 and added:
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  29. wabbitwanderer95 reblogged this from thehappyfolk and added:
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  30. thehappyfolk reblogged this from breathingsboring and added:
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